The latest thing to make me laugh out loud

(contains some Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows spoilers)


Last night while I was perusing Facebook land, my eye caught the name of the group one of my friends had just joined. It was the:

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" : Mrs. Weasley Appreciation Group

AWESOME. Of course I had to join the group as well. I think my reaction when I read that part in the book was a big whoop and hysterical laughter, then awe for Molly Weasley. Definitely one of the top 5 parts of the book - and did anyone else notice how much more swearing and adult stuff there was in this book? Ron says "effing," Harry says "damn," and Harry drinks fire whiskey and wine - he's only 17! But then again, I guess he's 17.

Anyways, when I went to the group's page, I discovered a list of Harry Potter 7 related groups, and I was highly entertained by them. Here are some favorites:

"Neville Longbottom is a BAMF"
"Thank you, Miss Parkinson. Now kindly GTFO."
"I'm done being a muggle"
"Chapter 31: Page 625 of Deathly Hallows (US Version) Completes Me"
"PPD: Post Potter Depression"

I also joined the "Neville Longbottom is a BAMF" group because it's so so true. How awesome was Neville in the book!?!? Also, because there is a "ChuckNorrisFacts-esque" list of Neville facts that is pretty hilarious. My favorite Neville facts from the group page:

1 - Chuck Norris' boggart is Neville Longbottom.
2 - The Sorting Hat is no longer used at Hogwarts; students are sorted based on how long it takes them to cry in the presence of Neville Longbottom.
3 - When Harry and Ginny's children were conceived, Ginny was thinking of Neville. So was Harry. (so, so wrong!)
4 - Voldemort didn't light the Sorting Hat on fire; the Sorting Hat combusted because it touched Neville Longbottom.
5 - Neville uses Nagini's blood as soy sauce.
6 - If you spell "Neville Longbottom" in Scrabble, it's an automatic win.
7 - Harry's chest tatoo isn't a Hungarian Horntail, it's a portrait of Neville.
8 - If you're looking for Neville on the Marauder's map, he's labeled "BAMF."
9 - Even though it was difficult getting four dragons for the Triwizard Tournament, the officials decided it was safer than the original plan of using Neville.
10 - Neville became Head Boy AND Girl. No one dared comment.

I love it! What am I going to do now that the last book is dooone??? And once the 7th movie is released, its really over. I hope JK Rowling writes that Harry Potter Encyclopedia... ahhh, I'm such a nerd :)